::-LiFe Is So BeAuTiFuL-::-Life Is Short..So Don't Look Behind -::

Awesome

2008-11-12T13:18:00.006+08:00

~~~~~ This Is Priceless !!! ~~~~~

A married couple in their early 60's was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quite, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish".

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband".

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!! this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

the wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!!....the husband became 92 years old... :)

The moral of this story : Men who are ungrateful should always remember that fairies are FEMALE.......

True ghost Story

2008-11-11T15:31:00.008+08:00

~~~~~Very Shocking~~~~

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Penang. Her name was Ai Ling. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boyfriend named Tony.

Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. She used to be never found without her handphone.

In fact, she also changed her network from Maxis to Digi, so that both of them can be the same network, and save on the cost. Even when Tony left overseas to finish his masters, they constantly kept in touch.

She used to spend half of the day talking with Tony. Ai Ling's family knew about their relationship. Tony was very close to Ai Ling's family as well. Just imagine their love.... Before she passed away, she told her friends "If I pass away, please burn me with my handphone" she said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry her body. A lot of them tried to do so, but still can't. Everybody that had tried to carry the body, the results were the same.

Eventually, they called a person know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "This girl misses something here". Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.

He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body. it was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van.

All of us were shocked. Ai Ling's parents did not inform Tony that Ai Ling had passed aways as they're waiting for him to come home after his graduation...

After 2 weeks, Tony returned and called Ai Ling's mom....

Tony:....."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Ai Ling that I'm coming home today, i wanna surprise her". Her mother replied......"Come home first, I wana tell you something very important".

After he came, they told him the truth about Ai Ling. Tony thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "Don't try to fool me - tell Ai Ling to come out, I have a gift for her....Please stop this nonsense".

Then they show him the original death certificate to him. they gave him proof to make him believe. Tony started to sweat. He said....."It's not true. We spoke yesterday....She still calls me". Tony was shaking.....

Suddenly, Tony's phone rang...."See...this is from Ai Ling, see this....." he showed the phone to Ai Ling's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation. It is the actual voice of Ai Ling and there is no way others could use her sim card and since it is nailed inside the grave box!!!

They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of dead persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter.

He and his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered ONE reason why all this things had happen to Tony ,which really REALLY SHOCKED them...............................

DIGI "I WILL FOLLOW YOU!!!!!!!!"

4 Lessons From The Market

2008-11-11T15:10:00.002+08:00

Since 2000, investment markets have weathered a variety of conditions - from volatility to stability, then recovery and volatility again. These changes have left many people wondering what the best way is to approach their investments.

DON'T PANIC

LESSON 1:

Markets move in cycles. They go down BUT THE HISTORY has shown us that they ALWAYS RECOVER. (Similarly, market that rise excessively will eventually come crashing down, so beware of buying into investment bubbles). The best approach is to accept, market volatility, stick to your strategy and don't panic. By withdrawing from the market you could robbing yourself of the most valuable gains.

LESSON 2:

Diversification reduces risk. Because its impossible to predict market movements, one way to manage market risk is to maintain diversified portfolio. Spreading your investment across a range of carefully diversified assets, will minimize the risk and smooth your returns. Your financial planner can help you learn about funds that will help to diversify your portfolio.

LESSON 3:

Time-in not timing. Be patient, especially if you are investing for the long term. When things look bleak it's important to keep your goals in focus. Getting out of the market could mean you miss the rebound and the returns that go with them.

LESSON 4:

Start early, save regularly. the sooner you start investing and the more often you do it, the better. Setting up a regular savings plan takes the guess work out of trying to find the right time to make an investment. Starting now will give your money time to grow through the power of compounding.

INVEST INTO UNIT TRUST IS SAFETY!!!

Woman 2 Woman Encouragement

2008-11-04T14:38:00.007+08:00

Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone's house will be bigger.
Someone will drive a better car.
Someone's children will do better in school.
Someone's husband will fix more things around the house.
So just let it go and your circumstances....

Think about it......The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
The most highly favoured woman on your job may not be able to have children.
The richest woman you know - she's got the car, the house, the clothes - but might be very lonely.

So, Love yourself....Love who you are right now....Tell yourself "I am too blessed to be stressed".
Be blessed Ladies !!!!

"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world".

Why we use English for IT

2008-10-30T16:47:00.005+08:00

This is Hilarious

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science??

This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school. See example below:-

Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:

Pelayan itu member pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan..

Now you know.....WHY..... huarrgghahahaha

Female Self-Esteem

2008-10-30T16:14:00.004+08:00

As we grow older, women gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads.

And then, of course, we get to a point in which so much information doesn't fit in our heads. And then all of that information starts to distribute itself throughout our entire body. Now I understand it all......

I'm not Overweight!!! I'm not Fat!!! I'm Smart!!! Very Smart!!!

For all of those Great Women all over the world.....

Life should not be a trip to the tomb with the intention of reaching it with good health and an attractive and well cared for Body; it should be more like a ride on a great water slide, with a big piece of chocolate in one hand and a glass of good wine in the other, with a body totally worn out from good living, and yelling......Boy, What a Ride!!!...

Yes Sir!!! We are PERFECT!!!....

Because :

We don't go bald.
We have an international day and a national day too.
We can use pink as well as blue.
We always know our kids are ours.
We have priority in a shipwreck.
We don't pay the bill.
We're the first hostages to go free.
If we are cheated on, we're the victims.
If we cheat, the men are the ones with the horns.
We can sleep with a girlfriend and not be labeled as homosexuals.
We can pay attention to several things at a time.
The wife of a President is the First Lady, What is the husband of a female President??
If we decide to do a man's job, we're Pioneers.
If a man decides to do a woman's job, he's a fag.

And Last But Not Least :

We can do Everyyyyything a man does, AND WEARING HEELS.....!!!!!! :)

===A Little Thing Called Love===

2008-02-18T10:22:00.001+08:00

Author: Anonymous

Love is a many splendored thing, they say,
And I believe it when you looked my way,
Out of the blue, things seemed to happen
By chance or destiny, is the question.

Living my life so long, without knowing your existence,
Then came a day we felt each others presence,
Guess what's meant to be will always find a way,
Love creeps into hearts and decides to stay.

A love so exquisite, yet so intricate,
In a world of only "you and I"
A love we can't even demonstrate,
A secret we have to keep for life.

I love you, honey, and its from my heart,
I hope you know that you are no beggar from the start,
You make me fly without wings,
You make my heart wants to sing.

Every moment I spent with you,
Is every one of my dreams coming true,
More than words, I want to show you how I feel,
Someday, some place, sometime, I will.

Love is a journey for two,
Step by step, me and you,
The future we can't see,
Let love lead the way for you and me.

..... Love is... Being happy 4 the other person

2007-12-07T11:33:00.000+08:00

Endless Love

Love is ...
Being happy for the other person
When they are happy
Being sad for the other person
When they are sad,
Being together in good times
And being together in bad times ...
Love is the source of STRENGTH.
Love is ...
Being honest with yourself
At all times,
Being honest with the other person
At all times,
Telling, listening,
Respecting the truth
And never pretending ...
Love is the source of REALITY.
Love is ...
An understanding that is so complete
That you feel as if you are a part
Of the other person,
Accepting the other person
Just the way they are,
And not trying to change them
To be something else ...
Love is the source of UNITY.
Love is ...
The freedom to pursue your own desires
While sharing your experiences
With the other person,
The growth of one individual
Alongside of and together with the growth
Of another individual ...
Love is the source of SUCCESS.
Love is ...
The excitement of planning things together,
The excitement of doing things together ...
Love is the source of the FUTURE.
Love is ...
The fury of the storm,
The calm in the rainbow ...
Love is the source of PASSION
Love is giving and taking
In a daily situation,
Being patient with each other's
Needs and desires ...
Love is the source of SHARING.
Love is ...
Knowing that the other person
Will always be with you
Regardless of what happens,
Missing the other person
When they are away
But remaining near in heart at all times ...
Love is the source of SECURITY.
Love is ...
The source of LIFE !

---Alone---

2007-12-06T15:05:00.001+08:00

Where does my mind go when it's quiet
And the late of night folds darkness around me?
Where do I wander when I dream
And when I remember where I've gone?

Thoughts of you beside me, snuggled close
Within my arms, your breath warm against me,
Brings peace and comfort and enough love
To get me through another cold and lonely day.

Dreams push reality back into the recesses of my mind
To suffer through another day just like the last.
Praying, wondering, hoping, fearing that it is just a dream
And that life is really so cold. Or is reality a dream?

Does Love Need a Reason??

2007-12-06T14:51:00.000+08:00

This is really a very good one & heart touching...

Man: Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Lady: I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you ..

Man: You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like
me ? How can you say you love me?

Lady: I really don't know the reason, but I really love you.

Man: No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's girlfriend can tell him why she loves him but not you!

Lady: Ok.. ok!!! Because you are handsome, because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are
thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements..

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Man met with a serious accident resulting in permanent injuries. The Lady then placed a letter by his side, and here is the content:

Dearest,
Because of your! sweet voice that! I love you... Now, can you talk?
No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile,! because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now,there is no reason for me to love you any more.
Does love need a reason? Never! Therefore ,
I still love you.! .. and will love u forever !

--Word of Wisdom--

2007-12-06T14:49:00.000+08:00

If you plant honesty, You will reap trust
If you plant goodness, You will reap friends
If you plant humility, You will reap greatness
If you plant perseverance, You will reap victory
If you plant consideration, You will reap harmony
If you plant hard work, You will reap success
If you plant forgiveness, You will reap reconciliation
If you plant openness, You will reap intimacy
If you plant patience, You will reap improvements
If you plant faith, You will reap miracles

But...

If you plant dishonesty, You will reap distrust.
If you plant selfishness, You will reap loneliness
If you plant pride, You will reap destruction
If you plant envy, You will reap trouble
If you plant laziness, You will reap stagnation.
If you plant bitterness, You will reap isolation
If you plant greed, You will reap loss
If you plant gossip, You will reap enemies
If you plant worries, You will reap wrinkles
If you plant sin, You will reap guilt

Good Advice... :P

2007-12-06T14:33:00.000+08:00

Run when you need to!
Give lots of kisses.
Meet new people, even if they look different to you.
Love your friends, no matter who they are.
Don't waste food.
Take an occasional risk.

RELAX!
Try to have a little fun each day...
Say, "I love you" often.
Express yourself creatively.
Be conscious of your appearance.
Always be up for surprises.
Love someone with all of your heart.

Share with friends.
It will get better.
There is always someone who loves you more than you know.

Exercise to keep fit.
Live up to your name.
Hold on to good friends; they are few and far between!

Indulge in the things you truly love.
Cheer every Sunday!
....and close your eyes and smile at least once a day!
Consider each day a gift. Use each day well, for who knows when we
shall no longer be able to do so.

R - E - S - P - E - C - T

2007-12-06T13:44:00.000+08:00

Aretha Franklin reminded us how it's spelled, but a lot of us need coaching on how to show it. In both personal and political relationships, the failure to treat one another with respect is generating incivility, contempt, and violence.

There is an important distinction between respecting a person in the sense that we admire and hold that person in high esteem and treating others with respects. While respecting others is desirable, respectfulness is morally mandatory. Thus, people of character treat everyone with respect, even those who are not personally worthy of it.

The way we behave toward others is an expression of our values and character. Thus, we should treat others with respect, not because they have a right to be respected but because we have a moral duty to do unto others the way we want them to do unto us. Again, it's not because they deserve it but it's because doing less would diminish our own character.

That is the message in an old story about the politician who caught himself being drawn into mud slinging and name calling. Once he realized he was lowering himself to his opponents levels, he stopped and said, "Sir, I will treat you as a gentlemen -- not because you are one, but because I am one".

It can take a lot of self control to be respectful to people who are nasty, dishonorable, or disrespectful to us. Still, our inner sense of integrity should help us resist temptations to fight fire with fire. As Lily Tomlin said, "The problem with the rat race is, even if you win, you are still a rat".

>> ..S u C c E s S f U l.. <<

2007-12-04T11:58:00.000+08:00

Successful people begin where failures leave off. Never settle for 'just getting the job done.' Excel!

Memories....The Journey Of Life...

2007-11-23T13:22:00.000+08:00

As we search throughout
life's journey.
For the never ending road.
Our life is slipping by us
as each moment we go.

Looking for the answers to
why we are here.
While all the time the answer
is lying so near.

We are here for each other
to make the journey dear.
To cling to our togetherness.
As our time draws near.

For as the road ends.
As surely it will.
All remains are our memories.
That our journey did fill.

The reflection of faces.
Instilled upon our mind.
The journey was well worth
Our moment in time.

Lots of love from
Anna

" We Have Dreams Too "

2007-11-21T12:21:00.000+08:00

This story is about a man who tells how his booking an air ticket for his father, his first flight, brought emotions and made him realize that how much we all take for granted when it comes to our parents.

" My parents left for our native place on Thursday and we went to the airport to see them off. In fact, my father had never traveled by air before, so I just took this opportunity to make him experience the same. In spite of being asked to book tickets by train, I got them tickets on Lufthansa.

The moment I handed over the tickets to him, he was surprised to see that I had booked them by air. The excitement was very apparent on his face, waiting for the time of travel. Just like a school boy, he was preparing himself on that day and we all went to the airport, right from using the trolley for his luggage, the baggage check-in and asking for window seat and waiting restlessly for the security check-in to happen. He was thoroughly enjoying himself and I, too, was overcome with joy watching him experience all these things.

As they were about to go in for the security check-in, he walked up to me with tears in his eyes and thanked me. He became very emotional and it was not as if I had done something great but the fact that this meant a great deal to him.

When he said thanks, I told him there was no need to thank me.

But later, thinking about the entire incident, I looked back at my life.

As a child, how many dreams our parents have made come true. Without understanding the financial situation, we ask for football, dresses, toys, outings, etc. Irrespective of their affordability, they have satisfied to all our needs. Did we ever think about the sacrifices they had to make to accommodate many of our wishes??

Did we ever say thanks for all that they have done for us??

Same way, today when it comes to our children, we always think that we should put them in a good school. Regardless of the amount of donation, we will ensure that we will have to give the child the best, theme parks, toys, etc. But we tend to forget that our parents have sacrificed a lot for our sake to see us happy, so it is our responsibility to ensure that their dreams are realized and what they failed to see when they were young, it is our responsibility to ensure that they experience all those and their life is complete.

Many times, when my parents had asked me some questions, I have actually answered back without patience. When my daughter asks me something, I have been very polite in answering. Now I realize how they would have felt at those moments.

Let us realize that old age is a second childhood and just as we take care of our children, the same attention and same care need to be given to our parents and elders.

Rather than my dad saying thank you to me, I would want to say sorry for making him wait so long for this small dream. I do realize how much he has sacrificed for my sake and I will do my best to give the best possible attention to all their wishes. Just because they are old does not mean that they will have to give up everything and keep sacrificing for their grandchildren also. They have wishes, too."

Take care of our parents.

My Thought Today.... :)

2007-11-21T12:14:00.000+08:00

Most of the times we are slaves of the past. Although, the situation has become past, we tend to think of it again and again. We are neither able to forget the past nor are we able to forgive. We continue to create the same thoughts and the same feelings again and again.

Thus we find that we are just caught up in the past, and we are not able to learn from it. In order to move forward to the future, we need to free our mind of the past. If we learn from the past, with this learning, we can move forward.

We need to forgive and forget. We can forget only when we forgive and we can forgive only when we learn. When we take the earning from every situation.

Best Regards To All That Know Me,
Anna

When You Love Someone

2007-11-20T14:16:00.000+08:00

You'll do anything
You'll do all the crazy things
That you can't explain.
You'll fly to the moon,
or reach for the sun.

When you love someone
You'll deny the truth,
believe the lies.

There will be times that you believe,
you can really fly.

But your life has really just begun
when you love someone.

When you love someone and feel it deep inside,
and nothing else could ever change your mind.

When you want someone,
when you need someone,

When you love someone,
you'll sacrifice.
Give everything you've got.
You won't think twice.

You risk it all.
No matter what the cost
When you love someone.
You'll fly to the moon
and touch the sun
when you love someone.

Dedicated to someone I love....

==Another Post About Love==

2007-11-20T13:15:00.000+08:00

(1) I love you not for whom you are, but who I am when I'm by your side.

(2) No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won't make you cry.

(3) Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his / her being.

(4) A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart.

(5) The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his / her side and know you'll never have him / her.

(6) Never stop smiling, not even when you're sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

(7) You may only be a person in this world, but for someone, you're the world.

(8) Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you..

(9) Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one, so when this happens, you'll be thankful.

(10) Don't cry because it came to an end. Smile because it happened.

(11) There will always be people who'll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting, just be careful.

(12) Become a better person and be sure to know who you are before meeting someone new and hoping that person knows who you are.

(13) Don't struggle so much. best things happen when not expected.

" EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS HAS A REASON BEHIND "

Love messages....

2007-11-20T11:14:00.000+08:00

No matter what may happen, you will always hold the key to my heart. Your presence in my life, has always brought wonderful smiles and loving thoughts within my heart. Your love turns an ordinary world into something special. Look into my heart and see what I am saying, for my heart speaks the truth, and the truth is...I Love You. You make my heart shine...with all my heart, I Love You. When it comes to love, no one scores higher in my heart than you. From my heart, to yours. True love is what I feel for you, for you have my soul, heart, and passion. You are the heart of my heart. Tucked within your heart is my whispered...just a reminder that it's still there!!!

~A Thought Provoking Moment~

2007-11-20T10:51:00.000+08:00

Don't be afraid to talk to yourself. It's the only way you can be sure somebody's listening.

Every life has a measure of sorrow, and sometimes this is what awakens us.

Experience is what you get, when you don't get what you want.

For every minute that you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence will be deafening.

Strong reasons, make strong actions.

Tears are the summer showers to the soul.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before....hehehe.. :)

* My Thoughts *

2007-10-18T16:23:00.000+08:00

To solve each problem one at a time.............To take day as it comes............To stick to your goals.............No matter what happens.............And press on toward your dreams.........To keep your attention focused on the future............As you consider the solutions at hand.

To smile often even when a frown feels more natural........No matter how difficult it may seem.....you have within you the ability, power and knowledge to make things better.....:P

Delete sorrow of your life.......Save the happiness.

Hide your enemies.......Enter new friends.

Make your character as hardware.......And your heart as software.

Make your mind as floppy........And shine your body as CD.

Re-do positive thoughts........And Un-do negative thoughts.

Follow these rules and then.......Your life's computer will never hang.

Too Busy for a Friend..

2007-10-09T16:10:00.000+08:00

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.

Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.

It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.

Thant Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.

On Monday, she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. " I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." were most of the comments.

No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were happy with themselves and one another. That group of students moved on.

Several years later, one of the students was killed in Vietnam and his teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She had never seen a serviceman in a military coffin before. He looked so handsome, so mature.

The church was packed with his friends. One by one, those who loved him took a last walk by the coffin. The teacher was the last one to bless the coffin.

As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her. "Were you John's math teacher?" he asked. She nodded: "yes". Then he said: "Mark talked about you a lot".

After the funeral, most of John's former classmates went together to a luncheon. John's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to speak with his teacher.

"We want to show you something." his father said, taking a wallet out of his pocket. "They found this on John's when he was killed. We thought you might recognize it."

Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times. The teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which she had listed all the good things each of John's classmates had said about him.

"Thank you so much for doing that," John's mother said. "As you can see, John treasured it ."

All of John's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie smiled rather sheepishly and said, "I still have my list. It's in the top drawer of my desk at home."

Chuck's wife said, "Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album."

"I have mine too," Marilyn said "It's in my diary."

Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group "I carry this with me at all times," Vicki said and without batting an eyelash, she continued: "I think we all saved our lists."

That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for John and for all his friends who would never see him again.

The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life will end one day. And we don't know when that one day will be.

So please my friend, tell the people you love and care for, that they are special and important. Tell them, before it is too late.

Remember, you reap what you sow. What you put into the lives of others comes back into your own.

May Your Day Be As Blessed As

You

Are Special

Share a laugh....... ......... ........! !!

2007-10-09T15:42:00.000+08:00

Hey ya'll...here are some jokes that hopefully will put a smile or even a laugh on your face.....enjoy...hope it will cheers our day.....

(1) DON'T LOOK AT A NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

(2) NAMES OF WIVES
A man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... Baby doll
3rd wife.....China doll
2nd wife.... Barbie doll
1st wife..... Panadol !

(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "Is it in dear?"

(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

(5) ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
"Your name please?"
"Abdul Aziz"
"Sex?"
"Six times a week!!"
"No, no, I mean male or female!"
"Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel!"

(6) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service and
sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service

(7) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of Cosmo.
Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of Playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of "Missing Persons"

(8) SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

(9) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Because its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

(10) DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."

(11) VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "

(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr old girl.
On their first night both were crying...... ....Why?? ?
Because she didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.

IF A MAN WANTS YOU.....

2007-10-09T15:13:00.000+08:00

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.

If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.

Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.

Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve

then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.

Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.

Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself

a year later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.

He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant,

Why would he treat you any differently?

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.

Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.

If something bothers you, speak up.

Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.

You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within.

Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has

more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god.

He is a man, nothing more nothing less.

Never let a man define who you are.

Never borrow someone else's man.

Oh Lord! If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.

A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

All men are NOT dogs.

You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two-way street.

You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about

baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists

of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.

Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and your

always readily available to him- he takes it for granted.

Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.

Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Share this with other ladies..... You'll make someone SMILE, another

RETHINK her choices, and another woman PREPARE.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate

them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.

Well.....for all ma ladies out there...judge it for youself........ :P

2007-10-08T12:03:00.000+08:00

Dear Son, Dear Daughter.....

The day when you will find that I become very old, try to have some patience to me and try to understand me.

If I get dirty by eating......If I have some difficulty dressing....be patient!!....Remember the hours that I spent to learn you any sorts of things when you were small.

If I repeat the same thing dozens of time, does not interrupt me!!...Listen to me!!..When you were small, you kept asking me to read you the same history, evening after evening, until you fall asleep....and I made it!

If I do not wash myself any more so often under the shower, do not reprimand and do not tell me that it is a shame.....Remember how many excuses I had to invent to make you take a bath when you were small.

By seeing my ignorance towards the new technologies, do not laugh of me but leave me rather the time to understand.
I taught you so many things indeed to eat well....to dress well....to behave well....how to confront the problems of the life.....

If I sometimes miss memory or am not able to follow a conversation, leave me to necessary time to recollect and if I do not reach there, do not become a nervous and arrogant person because the most important for me......it is to be with you and to be able to speak to you.

If I refuse to eat, do not force me!!!....I know very well when I am hungry and when I am not hungry.

When my poor legs will not allow me any more to move as before....Help me in the same way as I held your hands to learn you make your first steps.

And when one day, I shall say to you that I do not want to live any more......that I want to die, do not get angry....because one day, you will also understand!!!

Try to understand that at certain age, we do not really live any more....We simply survive!!

One day, you will understand that in spite of all my errors, I always wanted what was best for you and that I prepared you the ground for when you've grown up.

You do not have to feel sad, unfortunate or incompetent in front of my old age and of my state.

You have to stay near me, try to understand what I live, to make your best as I did at your birth.

Help me to walk, help me to end my life with love and patience....The only way that I need to thank you for it, it is a smile and a lot of love from you.

I love you.....My Son, My Daughter....

Your Dad, Your Mum

A Butterfly's Lesson......

2007-10-05T16:12:00.000+08:00

One day, a small opening appeared on a cocoon......a man sat and watched for the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then......it seems to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and it could not go any further......so the man decided to help the butterfly......he took a pair of scissors and opened the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a withered body....it was tiny and shriveled wings.

The man continued to watch because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would open, enlarge and expand, to be able to support the butterfly's body, and become firm.

Neither happened!!....In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a withered body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly.

What the man, in his kindness and his goodwill did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggled required for the butterfly to get through the tiny opening, were God's way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings, so that it would be ready for flight, once it achieved it.

Sometimes, struggles are exactly what we need in our life. If God allowed us to go through our life without any obstacles, it would cripple us. We would not be as strong as we could have been........Never been able to fly...........

I asked for Strength.......and God gave me Difficulties to make me strong...
I asked for Wisdom......and God gave me Problems to solve...
I asked for Prosperity.......and God gave me a Brain and Brawn to work...
I asked for Courage.........and God gave me Obstacles to overcome...
I asked for Love..........and God gave me Troubled people to help...
I asked for Favors..........and God gave Opportunities...

I received nothing I wanted........but I received everything I needed.....

Live life without fear.....Confront all obstacles and evince that you can overcome them!!....

2007-10-04T17:24:00.000+08:00

Friendship come from the heart
Someone who accepts you
For being the person you are
The person who is always there
Whenever you need then most
The person who gives you the strength
When you feel that your strength has gone
A friend is someone who loves you
Just because you are you......

Beyond My Sweet Dreamsss.......

2007-10-04T17:12:00.000+08:00

Beyond, beyond my dreams
You are waiting there for me
I would love to hear you say
Our love will forever be
But its only beyond my dreams
Its only beyond my dreams
Beyond, beyond my dreams
You reach out to hold my hand
We walk together and smile
As we both make our plans
But its only in my dreams
Its only in my dreams
Beyond, beyond my dreams
I call your name and your are there
with every beat of my heart
I know you will always care
But its only in my dreams
Yes, its only in my dreams......

UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

2007-10-04T17:03:00.000+08:00

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly. wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

PROUD TO BE SARAWAKIAN!!!!!!!

2007-10-04T16:35:00.000+08:00

Have you ever heard people ask us Sarawakians whether we still live in the jungles, up the tree, hunt for food and wear clothing made out of leaves???....If I was asked so, I would proudly say YES....lolzz.........

When you as a Sarawakian start to feel low just becos you're from Sarawak...these facts would make you change your mind........

1. We have the second largest International Airport in Malaysia....While others might not even have any. We have FIVE major airports, while others might not have one.

2. Car fuel is the cheapest here, and not to mention one of the largest petroleum source in Malaysia.

3. We have two official cities, Kuching and Miri and soon Sibu....while other states might only have a town.

4. We are still the main reason why tourists come to Malaysia, for our Mulu Caves.

5. Two out of the popular singers based at Taiwan are from Sarawak (Nicholas Teo and Lim Yu Zhong) (not to mention Jason Lo from hitz.fm)

6. The whole of Brunei Island does not envy Malaysia...they envy Sarawak.

7. The most air travelers in Malaysia are from Sarawak. Almost all Sarawakians have at least traveled once or twice with airplane, compared to the west Malaysian.

8. We have our own daily newspaper...namely Sarawak Tribune, Borneo Post and International Times.

9. Everytime there's a reality show, our contestant always reach respectful levels.

10. We live in harmony, not just with Malay, Indian and Chinese....but also with the Iban, Bidayuh, Melanau, Kelabit, Kenyah, etc....For those who are ignorant out there...Iban is another race that can be found mostly in Sarawak, ok??...Many people thought Sarawak people are generally called as Iban.....HOW IGNORANT!!!!.........The term Sarawak truly Asia is more like it.

11. First "Amazing Race" ever was held in Kuching, Sarawak.

12. Most of us Sarawakians speak at least 4 different languages.

13. MAS CEO from Sarawak........Sin Chiew daily new's (the biggest newspaper company in Malaysia) ...founder is from Sarawak.

14. Sarawak Laksa!!!!...Kolo Mee!!!...Bian Bian Hu!!!...Kompia!!!....this is just to name a few examples we have our own identity, our own popular food where no other places will have the same taste with ours.

15. We are one of the states with the largest and thichest jungle which produces valuables wood.....while some others already become BOTAK.

16. our air (water) is among the cleanest in Malaysia and we dun have even really need any water purifier.

BE PROUD TO BE SARAWAKIAN....FOR WE ARE THE RICHES STATES IN MALAYSIA.... :)

I n T e L e S t I n G........... ;p

2006-10-08T10:15:00.000+08:00

4 SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE

1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex.
4. It is very important that these 3 women never met!

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOMEN AT THE AGES OF 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, AND 58?

8- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28- You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
38- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48- You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58- You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.

TWO MEN AND A LADY

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island,
The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.

Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island,
They both had the lady TOGETHER.

Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island,
They killed the lady to have Each OTHER.

Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island,
The first mn claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor.
The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.

Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island,
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.

Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island,
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.

Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island,
The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomising the other because she was rejected by both.

And finally.....

Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island,
The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed...

Did I Marry The Right Person???

2006-09-25T18:29:00.000+08:00

A woman asked a common question. She said, "How do I know if I married the right person?"

I notice that there was large man sitting next to her so I said, "It depends. Is that your husband?" In all seriousness, she answered, "How do you know?"

Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it's weighing on your mind. Here's the answer. EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love with your spouse. You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked their idiosyncrasies.

Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn't have to DO anything. That's why it's called "falling" in love....Because it's happening TO YOU. People in love sometimes say, "I was swept of my feet." Think about the imagery of that expression. It implies that you were just standing there, doing nothing, and then something came along and happened TO YOU.

Falling in love is easy. It's a passive and spontaneous experience. But after a gew years of marriage, the euphoria of love fades. It's the natural cycle of EVERY relationship. Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse's idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts.

The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationshop, but if you think about your marriage, you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage. At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, "Did I marry the right person?" And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria of love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with someone else.

This is when marriages breakdown. People blame their spouse for their unhappiness and look outside their marriage for fulfillment. Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes. Infidelity is the most obvious. But sometimes people turn to work, a hobby, a friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your marriage. It lies within it. I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else. You could. And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better. But you'd be in the same situation a few years later. Because (listen carefully to this):

****THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN THE MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON; IT'S LEARNING TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND.****

SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It'll NEVER just happend to you. You can't "find" LASTING love. You have to "make" it day in and day out. That's why we have the expression "the labor of love". Because it takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it takes WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make your marriage work.

Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your spouse) to suceed with your marriage. Just as ther are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships. Just as the right diet and exercise program makes you physically stronger, certain habits in your relationship WILL make your marriage stronger. It's a direct cause and effect. If you know and apply the laws, the result are predictable.....you can "make" love.

Love in marriage is indeed a "decision".....Not just a feeling.

I Love You

2006-09-21T18:50:00.000+08:00

When u r only 5 yrs old, I said I love u.
u asked me: What is it?

When u r 15 yrs old, I said I love u.
u blushed...
u look down and smile....

When u r 20 yrs old, I said I love u.
u put ur head on my shoulder and hold my hand....
Afraid that I might dissapear...

When u r 25 yrs old, I said I love u.
u prepare breakfast and serve it in front of me,
and kiss my forehead...

When u r 30 yrs old, I said I love u.
u said: "If u really love me, please come back early after work..."

When u r 40 yrs old, I said I love u.
u r cleaning the dining table and said: "ok dear, but it's time for u to help our child with his/her revision..."

When u r 50 yrs old, I said I love u.
u r knitting and u laugh at me
:-D

When u r 70 yrs old, I said I love u.
we sit on the rocking chair with our glasses on. I'm reading your love letter that u sent to me 50 yrs ago....
with our hand crossing together....

When u r 80 yrs old, u said u love me!
I didn't say anything but cried...that day must be the happiest day of my life!!
because u said u love me!!!

Please appreciate your loved ones...
Say "I LOVE YOU" to them Today!!!

[I Love You] means really care for you....
say it out but not to expect the return or anything.....

[I Love You] is said because there is a pure thought....
that was hoping this magical 3 words....
can bring you happiness and futurity....
and because of having such pure thoughts...people which have true heart to a person....

Gives out all his/her courage to tell:
I Love You.......

T r u e L o v e M e a n s.....

2006-09-21T18:18:00.000+08:00

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot.....

...who calls you back when you hang up on him.....

...who will stay awake just to watch you sleep....

...wait for the guywho kisses your forehead....

....who wants to show you off the world when you are in your sweats.......who holds your hands in front of his friends...

...wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you....

....wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her, or that's him....

....with these, you'll be showered with only love for the rest of your life....

....do appreciate your love....

...let love shower unto us for all the time. You will find what a great power and magic love can bring to all of us....cherish your love all the time.....

The ABC's in Relationship

2006-07-19T09:14:00.000+08:00

Absolutely adore each other
Be best friends
Compromise
Discover new things together
Encourage each other
Forgive and forget
Gaze into each other's eyes
Hold hands and hug a lot
Inspire and intrigue each other
Joke and laugh and have fun
Kiss kiss kiss
Love with all your hearts
Marvel at each other's talents
Nurture each other's souls
Overcome problems together
Play games
Quiet each other's fears
Remember the little things
Say "I love you" every day
Take time for tenderness
Understand and care deeply
Value everything you share
Wish on stars together
X-press your true feelings
Yearn for each other's touch
Z-zzzz in each other's arms

Why A Weeding Ring Should Be Put On The Fourth Finger??

2006-07-17T12:26:00.000+08:00

Please follow the steps below:

First, touch your palms together - front to front. Ensure that the tips of your left hand fingers touch the tips of the right hand fingers.

Second, bend the middle fingers inward. There fingers represent yourself. Bending them inward signify strengthening your bond with your family.

Game begins....follow the arrangement shown below:

Try to open your thumb, the thumb represents parents. It can be opened because most parents will die before their children and leave their children behind.

Lose your thumb, then open your second finger, this finger represents brothers and sisters, they too have their own family which is why they too will leave us.

Now close up your second finger, open up your little finger, this finger represents your children. Sooner or later they too will leave their parents for their own family.

Nevertheless, close up your little finger, try to open your fourth finger on which you put your wedding ring.

You will be surprised to find that it cannot be opened at all. This is only because it represents husband and wife and for their whole life they will be attached to each other.

Real love will stick together for ever and forever.

However, if you try really hard, you can separate these fingers also. Which means, that you really have to try hard, to break your bond with your wife or husband, it's not easy, because God meant, that husband and wife should be united together always.

How To Recruit The Right Person For The Job??

2006-07-17T12:08:00.000+08:00

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are recounting them...put them in Auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks....put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order...put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other....put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping.....put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces...put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle...put them in Human Resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved...put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day....put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window...put them on Strategic Planning.

And then last but not least....

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved...
.....Congratulate them and put them in Top Management. :P

L.O.V.E

2006-06-26T13:10:00.000+08:00

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. Maybe they always have been and will be. Maybe we've lived a thousand lives before this one and in each of them we've found each other. And maybe each time, we've been forced apart for the same reasons. That means that, this goodbye is both a goodbye for the past ten thousand years and a prelude to what will come.

When I look at you, I see your beauty and grace and know they have grown stronger with every life you have lived. And I know I have spent every life before this one searching for you. Not someone like you....but you, for your soul and mine must always come together. And then, for a reason neither of us understand, we've been forced to say goodbye.

I would love to tell you that everything will work out for us, and I promise to do all I can to make sure it does. But if we never meet again and this is truly goodbye, I know we will see each other again, and maybe the stars will have changed, and we will not only love each other in that time, but for all the times we've had before.......

2006-06-05T20:09:00.000+08:00

The weather was not as nice as I expected, but still it feels comfortable. Maybe it is not the right time, not much layering of colors to be seen. Although no ferris wheel and merry-go-round, but I can feel that this is the place that you are looking for. All of a sudden, I feel so calm and free. I finally realize that is you I desired. Wish someday you could walk with me on the path. I believe the day will come. I believe, because I am sure of it.

Never know that it could be so tranquil at nite. The street could be so wide. So even I can imagine it. Imagine that me being a real princess. I have been given no thought to tomorrow. But at this moment.....I am sure I could fly........................fly somewhere where I always want to be........

" Everybody must have a dream, a dream to keep you carry on....".

2006-06-04T21:56:00.000+08:00

That nite was just as a surprise to me as it was to you...but being with you is like going to a place that I've never been before and after you fell asleep, I just lay there....staring up at the cheap glow in the dark stars that you have stuck on your ceiling.....and after awhile...there just started forming a pattern....This weird glow in the dark pattern that linked together our entire relationship....and for the first time...everything seems clear to me.....like one logical progression.....It felt that you and I are the greatest plan ever made and I have nothing to do with it.....Being with you made me feel that maybe I don't have to keep planning anymore.......because it felt like I was actually living......And for once in my life, I wouldn't have to work so hard of being happy......That it could just happen....nothing would ever hurt me as much as your reaction to that same experience.....What??!!....you want to go hang out at the library and pretend like nuthing happened??!!.....I can't do that.....Look...you don't have to say anything....I have to go......

I love you!!...and I'm not goin anywhere....I'm staying here with you.....Everything that you've said about that nite....I felt it too!!!.......and it scared me....I was scare to lose you...but I was even more scared to let myself love you....because every time that I let love in.....somebody comes along and takes it away .....and it's just hurt so bad....but I'm tired of being afraid.....I love you!

What about 6 months from now??....how would I know that you will be happy then??....

Well, how would I know you'll be happy??....I mean how would we know anything??...how would we know that the plane is not goin to crash??....I need you....and that is really a hard things for me to except....That it is lots easier imagining my life without you.....I wana do everything with you.....I wana spend and share my life with you.....

2005-09-28T10:56:00.000+08:00

WANITA

Di cipta wanita sebagai penghias

Dunia penghibur hati yang lama

Belaian mampu melembutkan jiwa

Sentuhan tercetus rasa cinta

Pelengkap hidup pasangan bahgia

Melahirkan mengasuh mendidik zuriat

Masa kesemasa peneman hingga hujung nyawa

Kaulah... wanita...

Diwujudkan dengan jiwa yang penuh kelembutan

Azalinya wanita begini lemah tapi bermaya

Lembutnya wanita dari tutur bicara

Lemahnya wanita tiada kudrat tenaga

Tapi kami sentiasa dicari

Dan sentiasa mencari hingga akhir

Terhiburlah mereka itu dek keasyikan gemalainya wanita

Remuk,kecewa,duka nestapa darinya bangkit sesegar-segarnya

Longlai hayunan tangan mampu mengegarkan jiwa

Tak terasa sukarnya hidup selagi wanita di sisi sentiasa

Menenang dan menghiburkan adam dan keturunannya

Tiada yang lain hanya wanita

Halus mulus kulitnya tiada ternilai dari segala benda di dunia

Darinya terungkap kasih mesra dari wanita

Termimpi-mimpi malam dengan sentuhan tercetus rasa cinta

Belaian.. Sentuhan..

Dimanakah boleh diperoleh selain dari wanita?

Hati sudah terusik

Cinta sudah berputik

Gelisah tak pasti selagi tiada disisi

Hidup bagai tidak sempurna tanpa wanita

Ingin memiliki dia

Wanita yang dicinta

Peneman hidup pelengkap jiwa

Dia wanita idaman

Lahirlah zuriat adam kedunia

Dari wanita yang mengandung

Sembilan purnama lamanya

Pedih tapi darinya kami lebih tabah

Bersama mengasuh mendidik mereka

Wanita..

Kau tabah

Kau insan terpilih

Seri tiada lagi lembutnya sentuhan

Hilang demi hari hiburan telah terhenti

Kini hanya kau wanita idaman di sisi

Peneman hati tua bersilih ganti

Wanita

Dari persepsi dunia kini

Maka ramailah yang mengeluh

Sukarnya fahami si wanita

Walhal raminya hawa dari adam

Evolusinya makin rancak

Hari demi hari

Dalam dunia serba materialistik

Ya makin sukar lelaki fahami wanita